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                        Ah, a letter from Santa!!

            I have been watching you very closely to see if you have 
       been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my 
       elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at 
       Christmas.

            I was going to bring you all the gifts froms the "Twelve 
       Days of Christmas", but we have had a little problem up here: 
       The Twelve Fiddlers Fiddling have all  come  down  with  V.D.  
       from fiddling with the Ten Ladies Dancing; the Eleven Lords a 
       Leaping  have  knocked up the Eight Maids a Milking;  and the 
       Nine Pipers Playing have been arrested for doing wierd things 
       to the Seven Swans a Swimming.  The Six Geese a Laying,  Four 
       Calling  Birds,  Three French Hens,  Two Turtle Doves and the 
       Partridge in a Pear Tree have me up to my ass in  Bird  Shit.  
       On  top of all this,  Mrs.  Claus is going through menopause, 
       eight of my reindeer are in heat,  the elves have joined  the 
       Gay  Liberation,  and  those  dum-ass  Polacks have scheduled 
       Christmas in Poland for the 5th of February.

                                              Sincerely,
           
                                              Santa Claus

        
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