The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smilie
:→ User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a .
:→ User just made a really devilish remark.
;→ Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones…Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head : User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl -8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a moustache :-{} User wears lipstick { User wears a toupee } Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour ~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his/her face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. = User is a hosehead - User is a punk rocker - (real punk rockers don't smile) : User has two noses +- User is the Pope or holds some other religious office ` User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning , Same thing…other side
:-Q User is a smoker User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O User is an angel (at heart, at least) Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement User is laughing (at you!) User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes (8() User is Numidian User is skeptical C= User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *< User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat Uh oh! ( It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E- User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [ User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @ User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto…but he's winking X-( User just died 8 User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie… A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:) Midget smilie :] Gleep…a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend Variation on a theme… :) - Happy :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm… :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :O - Yelling :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
ha ha ~~ net.flame
-) hee hee O |
:→ hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio uh oh >:-I net.startrek nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
:-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban
glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare wink
:-< mad
Drama Comedy Surpise Suspense 8-|
Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8
Some smiliey people:
A pig :@) A leper : ) Jimmy Durante :###) Donald Trump :$) Carl Friedrich Gauss :+) Peter Ubberoth :~) Jose Feliciano -) Helen Keller - Dolly Parton 8 John Holmes —
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Bon Jovi #
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Ed Koch # Bozo the Clown:
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Siamese twins:
(-::-)
An accountant:
:%)
Sam Kinnison:
:-)!!!
a schizophrenic:
*!#*!^*&:-)
a manic depressive:
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
Adolph Hitler:
:-=)
Arnold Schwarznegger:
:-)==
98-pound weakling:
:-)--
Sammy Davis, Jr.:
.-)
A philosopher:
:?)
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