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The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or

    joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.

    More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset

    or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as

    good as a happy smilie

:→ User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a .

:→ User just made a really devilish remark.
;→ Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones…Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head : User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl -8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a moustache :-{} User wears lipstick { User wears a toupee } Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour ~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his/her face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. = User is a hosehead - User is a punk rocker - (real punk rockers don't smile) : User has two noses +- User is the Pope or holds some other religious office ` User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning , Same thing…other side

:-Q User is a smoker User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O User is an angel (at heart, at least) Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement User is laughing (at you!) User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes (8() User is Numidian User is skeptical C= User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *< User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat Uh oh! ( It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E- User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [ User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @ User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie

    The invisible smilie

.-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto…but he's winking X-( User just died 8 User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie… A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,

		  a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:) Midget smilie :] Gleep…a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend Variation on a theme… :) - Happy :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm… :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :O - Yelling :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses

:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1	smiley bland face
:-!		"
:-@	smiley face screaming
:-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%	smiley banker
:-6	smiley after eating something sour
:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7	smiley after a wry statement
8-)	smiley swimmer
:-*	smiley after eating something bitter
:-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0	smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-(	unsmiley frowning
(:-)	smiley big-face
):-)		"
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)	smiley priest
:-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e	disappointed smiley
:-t	cross smiley
:-i	semi-smiley
:-o	smiley singing national anthem
:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[	un-smiley blockhead
:-]	smiley blockhead
:-{	smiley variation on a theme
:-}	ditto
{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)	above in an updraft
:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d	lefty smiley razzing you
g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j	left smiling smilely
:-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l	y. a. s.
:-:	mutant smiley
:-\	undecided smiley
:-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)	winking smiley
:-<	real sad smiley
:->	y.a.s.
:-z	y.a.c.s.
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c	bummed out smiley
:-v	talking head smiley
:v)	left-pointing nose smiley
:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-?	smilely smoking a pipe
.-]	one-eyed smilely
,-}	wry and winking
0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)	older smiley with mustache
:u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<	midget unsmiley
:>	midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
		a double-chin

ha ha ~~ net.flame

:→ hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio uh oh >:-I net.startrek nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets

:-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban

glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare wink

:-< mad

Drama Comedy Surpise Suspense 8-|

Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8

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