This is the same loser hacker wanna be again….the one Joe talked to..Joe told me he added comments in his file, and I decided to do the same, expressing my views on this geek dweeb and some of the other people that call Argus…..
- Genetic Mutation
You're in the Animal House. Scarface, Briano, Elayne, Lynda, Striker, and Erodion are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance… :* Hackerboy has just arrived from another channel. (Right here I immediately start by 'argus kicking' him, which still amazes me how people can get upset over it, as if it hurts) :kick hackerb * Hateful is kicking Hackerboy all to heck and back! * Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. (the kick lands) …So violent! :* Briano appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties. :* (Proof he is a loser, he shows enthusiasm when he comes into the channel as if he is happy to be online and happy to see everyone) From Hackerboy: Hi!!!!!!!! :* Aerosmith just joined this channel! (here I express my real thoughts at the time) :cough wannabe * From Erodion: God instucted the blood law so his ppl would not getsick :– Action message sent – :* (This guy, Briano, wants to see Argus girls in playboy? I wonder what his GF looks like) From Briano: section in playboy: ARGUS WOMAN :* (he is getting upset now and retaliates) Hackerboy is kicking you all to heck and back! * From Aerosmith: greetings everyone :* Aerosmith is smiling agreeably. :* Briano is chuckling under his breath. * From Elayne: hello aerosmith * From Erodion: gosh i didn't get to finish * From Aerosmith: Hi! :* Pop has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* (can turn on his computer and call argus, but can't tell time) From Briano: is it 2:50 yet? * Erodion is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. (more expression of my thoughts at the time) :brian, buy a phucking clock * Staci has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Elayne: no not yet – Message sent – * SCAR LEAVES SAYING BYE TO ALL….. :* (uh oh….'frigin screw' and 'sh!t' I think he's real mad now…hahaha) From Hackerboy (whispered): you frigin screw, are you freinds with that sh!t head theyouth? (smooching them always pisses them off) :smooch hackerb * (Briano is real talented…he can sort out 'hot argus chicks' from the 'nasty argus chicks' ONLINE! wow….is there a such thing as 'hot argus chick' ??) From Briano: sure…you can sort out the hot ones from the nasty ones…even online * From Lynda: If you don't know now, then you'll find out when u die…. (the smooch reaches Hackerboy) :…A great big one on the kisser! :* Aerosmith is looking around the channel. :* (He secretly enjoyed it, but covers up the fact by 'cringing') Hackerboy is cringing away from you in disgust. :* Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. :* Erodion has just gone into a private chat! * Striker has just gone into a private chat! :* Woodchuck has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* (he's still wondering if I am friends with Joe, and if he is a cop) From Hackerboy (whispered): well? :* (Oh no…a warez d00d) From Briano: anyone here ever play police quest? (just getting started) :/hacker why? * From Hackerboy: nope * Locutus has just logged on at 2400 baud. * Quagga has just logged on at 2400 baud. – Message sent only to Hackerboy – :* Pnutt just joined this channel! :* (She's a goddamn liar) From Elayne: NO NEVER PLAYED POLICE QUEST * From Aerosmith: quite a group for early afternoon * Briano is grinning at Elayne rather slyly. * From Pnutt: r :* Woodchuck: Does this work? :* ( A REAL Desperate warez d00d at that) From Briano: your sure? * (intelligent handle) User has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* From Briano: brb :* (here I was awed by the great exit message Briano conceived) {*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*] :* Pnutt just left the teleconference! :* Philip has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* User just joined this channel! :* (He has a GF but hangs out on Argus….yup..sure) From Aerosmith: ←- can't wait to talk to my GF :* Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud. * (She's still a goddamn liar) From Elayne: positive. never played it before. :* (this is where I started really laughing…he's gonna kill Joe! Better watch out!) From Hackerboy (whispered): cuz the fag tried ta play a joke on me, saying he was a net cop, who wanted to bust me, and either the sysop is gunna kick him off or I will find him in person and kill him :* (This is where I start lying my ass off and having some fun) /hackerb He is a net cop, he tried to arrest me but I eluded him….. * (Yes, another intelligent statement) From Woodchuck: MASTER THE LANGUAGE! TALK TO HER EITHER, NOT TOO * (This guy is a cocksucker….literally….) Xanadu has just logged on at 1200 baud. * (comes into the channel, doesn't say a word, and leaves….this is a case of him being a chronic 'perverted whisperer' or he was jerking off and couldn't type) User just left the teleconference! * (more intelligence) From Woodchuck: IDIOT * Woodchuck: Guess so * Hasi has just logged on at 2400 baud. :– Message sent only to Hackerboy – * (WOW! he does have a little bit of grey matter!) From Hackerboy: hateful truly deserves his name * You have just been kicked out of Briano's private channel! :* (This guy is talking about making plans with his GF, which is just a self re-assurance thing for himself because he really doesn't have a GF, he's just wishing) From Aerosmith: ohh well phone call time to see what's on our plans for tonight :* (this dweeb still can't tell time) From Briano: is it 2:50 yet? :* Pegasorus has just logged on at 2400 baud. * (more lies…..he's shitting his pants right now) :/hacker he has the power to get search warrants if there is just cause…. better be careful…….he came to my house once but I was able to wipe the drive * Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. * From Elayne: 2:48 * From Briano: thanks * Quagga has just arrived from another channel. * Quagga is dancing around in glee! * From Elayne: sure no prob. * (A grown woman doing backflips and moshing? I have seen her, this has to be the ugliest fucking female I have ever seen) From Quagga: .mosh * From Quagga: .backflip * Q not * Q * From Aerosmith: it is TRUE good things come to those who wait..I will testify to that * Aerosmith is waving to everyone! * (This guy considers wondering if his pants will be dry in time for work to be suspenseful? I thought I had heard everything….) From Briano: this is sort of strange…i have to be at work by 3, yet my pants are in the dryer…its sort of suspenseful…!! – Message sent only to Hackerboy – :* (Ok, he's not convinced…'cause Joe admitted being a hacker - I had to think quick) From Hackerboy (whispered): cool, if hes a net cop then how come after 'arresting' me he admited to being a hacker, and he said I couldnt hack my way out of a wet papaer bag, he's not net cop! (and come up with this one…) :/hacker sure he is…….he's not stupid ya know….he was trying to entrap you! * Marhaba has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Briano: good things come to those who wait! right…lazy peoples excuse… * Zak has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Elayne: Could be very close. * Aerosmith just left the teleconference! * Briano is nodding to Elayne in agreement. * Bearhawk has just logged on at 2400 baud. – Message sent only to Hackerboy – :* Tornado has just logged on at 1200 baud. (I like this one…..I think he started to believe me a little bit here) :/hacker that's the oldest trick in the book: "I'm a hacker" "Cool, I am too!" "Good, you're now under arrest" * Hoops has just logged on at 1200 baud. * From Lynda: My friends ears must've been ringing, she just called me * (Briano can't tell time and Elayne has no life and nothing better to do so she keeps track of the time for him) From Elayne: briano its 2:50 NOW! – Message sent only to Hackerboy – :* Briano gasping at Elayne in sheer amazement! :* heres HOOPS :* (like we really give a fuck Brian) From Briano: well, pants aren't dry…guess i'll have to be late :* (He cries because he is going to be late for work…just when I thought things couldn't be sadder….I started to get sick at this point) Briano is crying his heart out. * Ladyhawke has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* (The level of intelligence still awes me) From Quagga: wet pants are not cool at work * (He probably does and doesn't know how to use it just like he can't tell time) From Lynda: do u have a dryer? :* Briano is nodding to Quagga in agreement. :* From Briano: well…they are *cool* :* From Briano: oh no…horrible joke…pun maybe * (Well…they are *cool* was found funny by Elayne…no life…definitely) Elayne is laughing at Briano! * Ladyhawke has just arrived from another channel. * From Ladyhawke: hiya's :* Bacobit has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* From Hoops: kim!!!!!!! * From Lynda: HI Lady * Pnutt has just arrived from another channel. * From Ladyhawke: hey meghan * Ladyhawke hugs you close! * (he 'knings' hackers….but now, the subject is starting to get nervous) From Hackerboy (whispered): YEAH THEN HOW COME HE TREID TO ARREST oops caplock, he tried to arrest me for kning hackers, that aint a crime! I even said i had never hacked, before he said he was a cop, but he tried to arrest me for knowing hackers, :* From Ladyhawke: hey lynda :* (I start using scare tactics and some of the lingo I picked up watching COPS) :/hacker it's called: Conspiracy…….he has the right to question and interrogate anyone who he feels could be a hacker or knows hackers…. don't believe me dude, when he shows up at your house, don't say I didn't warn you * From Briano: well…i guess i should call…see ya later… * {*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*] * Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad? * Conj just joined this channel! * Ladyhawke is looking Conj over. * From Ladyhawke: hiya :) * Conj is humbly bowing to everyone. * (More threats Joe….are you sure you're gonna be ok? haha…) From Hackerboy (whispered): any way. he tried to arrest me friend to before, and we know him or atr least my friend does, so, when we find him we will kill him * Excalibur has just logged on at 1200 baud. * (Spacebar must be broken) From Pnutt: hey brianoelaynelyndaquaggaladyhawkehatefulhackerboyhoops * From Conj <singing along>: conjunction junction whats your function? * From Ladyhawke: hey pnutt – Message sent only to Hackerboy – * From Elayne: hey pnutt :) * Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Quagga: curtsypnutt * From Hackerboy: hi pnutt (more outrageous lies…hahaha…) :/hackerb for some reason I don't think you and your friend will be able to kill this dude….I've met him, he's arrested me before, and believe me, I went without a struggle….he's huge and knows Aikido * From Hoops: hi pnutt * From Conj: whatta bout me? * Bongwater has just arrived from another channel. * From Pnutt: -')Y1%;]% * From Bongwater: hey all * Pnutt just vanished from the teleconference! * From Ladyhawke: hey Bong :) * From Elayne: hello bongwater * From Conj: quagga they shut off my long distance service! * From Bongwater: hey ladyhawke :) * From Bongwater: greetings elayne * Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy. – Message sent only to Hackerboy – * Wxman has just logged on at 2400 baud. * Ladyhawke hugs Bongwater close! :* Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud. :* From Conj: I bitched them out for not sending me a bill. here I am :* Pnutt has just logged on at 2400 baud. :* (Now he's really nervous…..haha) From Hackerboy (whispered): fine, but the guy tried to arrest me for things i didnt do. look he aint a cop, and if he is it doesnt matter, cuz i didnt do sh!t, i my self have ver hacked, but he arrestedd me for know some one who did ok? :* From Conj: umass/amherst :* From Conj <singing along>: connecting up words, and phrases, and clauses (even more lies…haha…sad thing is he believes it) :/hacker well, your handle gives him just cause to question you…. and he has every right….new bill passed by Congress on white collar crime * Quagga is dancing with Conj, with a look of utter rapture on her face! * Lynda has just gone to another channel. * Conj is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. * From Bongwater: i have friends who go there…freshman?? * Conj is nodding her head affirmatively. * Macaw has just logged on at 2400 baud. * Pnutt has just arrived from another channel. * Bacobit is yawning openly here. – Message sent only to Hackerboy – * (he's going to clean out his underwear now….) From Hackerboy (whispered): fine thats nice i ahfta go anyway, but i didnt do sh!t and you canbt arrest a person, unless you do so,mthing ok? bye. * Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Pnutt: Hello People * Bacobit has momentarily left the channel. * Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Pnutt: Hello People * Bacobit has momentarily left the channel. :* From Conj: I can't stay too long. still didn't recieve phone bill, but is in 100-120 range :* Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad? (too bad he left before he got this….) :/hacker he can cuff you and question you….he has what's called a APW …All purpose warrant….means he can take anybody in that he wants to. * From Hackerboy: BYE! * Bacobit is yawning openly here. * From Conj: bongwater-nope * From Hackerboy: +++2f0V * Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy. * Hackerboy just vanished from the teleconference! * From Ladyhawke: .curl up in corner * Ladyhawke is snoozing peacefully in the corner…zzzzzzz * From Bongwater: oh well * Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud. * From Bacobit: whos seeing the cure? :* From Quagga: its the $300 fonebills which get your attention! :Sorry, "hacker" is not the User-ID of anyone present. :* From Ladyhawke: well guys.. i'm gone.. ciao :***
Well, that's it…..I should dress up in my suit and get a fake FBI badge and go to his house….and a fake search warrant…hahaha…
Expect more of this guy from me, and maybe Joe….