\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence
_______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ———————— ————————- ————————- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) (o o () o o () o () o o ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\// | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| o * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- ||Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow – –
| |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols
O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |* ||—-|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$————————————————
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________———————————————— | () | () | () | () | () | () | () | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /——-\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ———————————————— | * ||—-|| | () | () | () | () | () | () | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ———————————————— ——————– Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo – \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ \ / II + () ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \|\ \II\ \/——-\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ () ..oo ( How can he ) |\|\_O_/_| + II ||—-|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/——–\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_[PHIL]_) + II–+–+–+-II-+–+–+–II+–+–+–+II–+–+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\ / \ __ ________ ------DOCTOR _/\_ || | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__) (oo) /-------\/ # #/ | ||
* ||—-||\
^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| | \——-\/ | | | || | _ _ | ||—-|| |_| || || (oo) (oo)
|___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___// | #-# # #/-#–#–#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
\ | – |
Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
_ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s/\(* \ |
(__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
\ | – |
Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
_ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s/\(* \ |
(__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------* \( )/ * || ||
\_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a() () () () lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (, (+o) () ()() () () () /—–#—–\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}——–}} \ o == == – Cownting… This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . () MOO! ` / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.——-^^—-^^—– …/ ../ ../ \
\ / / / Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____/ | || *–/|_/—–/ OO COW * ||W—|| | II JOYRIDES
^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \Mr Spock's cow \/ \/
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. * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * .
The Milky Way
\ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\|\[=======)\ Cocown (\==/) \|_| \<>/
||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =sO | *
| O \ \ - | | \ | - - |)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) ---_() _* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /——-\/ / |\ \_ () \/ /-\_\–\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
- —— ~~ \ \/
(__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ // / /
|\ /|
/ \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \/ ||| \/^ / \ * ||,—|| * ||—–|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | || |——-|| | | (| | -.|| |_ | | \ ||_|| | | /| / \ ||| / \ / \ | | / \ / \ |\ \|| / \ |_| / \ |_| / \ || |_| / \ || / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
- - () * ()* ()* ()* () *— - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \——\/ \——-\/ ^^\——-\/ ^^\——-\/ ^^\——-\/ — | | | | | | || - ||()–|| ||——+ ||——+ ||——+ ||—-|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise ————-/ / / / / / / () ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / |\/| {_} \/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (–) | O O | /——-\/ V /——–\Q/ /——–\/ \ / / | ||| / | || / | || \/ * ||—-| * ||—–|| * ||—-|| – ^^ ^ – – – – Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) () ^ ^ () (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|=_|=|=|\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||_)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(_|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (_) (o o) ( ) \_/ |e e| ^^*^^\ \_/ \ / *===** / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O / * "|_|" * | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ () | |[] |\ (–) | () | |[] |\ * _\/ /| (o-) | () | |[] | () /,, ,, /_|_\/ /| (oo) | () | | (oo) *————–/,, ,, /_|_\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *————–/,, ,, /_|_\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *————–/,, ,, / | -\—–/
o |===========| *—————-| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | —————– o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \ / ) ) () () ( ) () (oo) / (_) ( ) /(oo)—\/ (o o) (oo) /——-\/ || \ /——-\ /——-/|||| / | ||—-|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||—-|| ^^ ||—,|| * * ||—-|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi () |====| /——————–/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / () /——-\/ /——-\/ * ||—-|| /———–(oo) / | ||—→ / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||—-|| * ||—-|| _/ _/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ {} _[]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /——-\/ /——@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _ _ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \ _/ \_ / () ( ( ) ) >(=
)( /-\/-\ \ () / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/——-* ^ ( ) ^ /——-\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||—-|| \ /—-\ * ||—-|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (_) || * ||—-|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) —> % -\ /- || \——-/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) || (oo) ,——._() || || /——-\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv===⇒—-=\/====vv |===========| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule () () () () _| oo | |oo| ()() / | /—-|-||-| (oo) / | / | || /——-UU /| * ||—-|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w—|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween () |\/| () (oo) (oo) >(= [_]\/ /——-VV /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| –> . * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW _ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (———————)) (MM) | ._> () ) (oo) \ / (oo) /——-\/ /——— /——-\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||—-|| * ||—–|| * II—-II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow () ()()||()
(oo) (oo)(oo)||(oo)
/——-\/ \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/
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(| |- ||- ||) ||_||||/ * \-( O )———-( O )–/ * — — * * o Cowpool * * * () * * (oo) /——-\/_()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o () o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /——-\/_() o o o o / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * () * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /——-\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ —-*—- /|\ | () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star _ () / \ () / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /——-\/ –'\/ /——-\/ –'\_/ / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) _ |U| / / / / *( )* / // / \ /
/ / *
/ / * / / * / / * / 3.5" 135tpi / * // * * Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (_) (_) (_)(_) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /——\ / () \_(–) /——\ / \ /—–\ / O (oo) / ()\ / ()_O O_ \ ( )/—-\—-\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)–\—/–/( ) /\oo===| / ~ ||
/ /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~—–|| |||~~|| | || ||—–~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * () . \ (oo) .' …\——\/ '. () () . () || () (oo) (oo) . (oo)—-|| (oo) /——-\/ /——\ / /——-\/ ^^/——-\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| *>←—>< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed () * () * () ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /——-\/ ..\——-\/ \——-\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || /
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( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before () () s * )( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /——-\/ /——-\=== () \–_–\/ / | || / | || /——(xx) | | * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * \ /\/ /\—-/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===—-==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass () () (_) * (_) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\ / \——-\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||—-|| * ||O—|| * ||O—|| ||@>–|| ^^ ^^ []. ^^ []. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away () * () () () (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \——-\/ /-',',', \/ /——-\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||—-|| ||—-|| |''| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _ /——- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |——| |/\_| –|——|———|——- /—————————\ /
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Highland Cow \ |########| \ |########| \ ——–\ \ () | \ (oo) | \ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | —- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|———————— () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow () (oo) ^^ ^^ /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow _||_ (oo) /——-\/ / |===w=||_|OO … …. (bullets,where w=gun) * ||—-| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! _ | | () \ | | (oo) | | | /——-\/ \ Cow'ndom | | / | || ) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||—-|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |_/ /———————————————————————– |[] —— —— / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/| |_\/_| |[][]| |_\/_| |\/\/| |_\/_| |[][]| |_ |————————–| |——————————–| |—- | | | | | +—/OOO==OOO\————-======———/OOO==OOO\————-======—- Cow-st liner _-_ () [ ] (oo) /-_- \/——-/ || | ||—-|| ~~ ~~ () * (oo) /——-\/ ~~ / | ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||——+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] () -_-\ ( ) \——– | || ||—-|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si ()_() (oo) (oo) \/_\/ Cowaxial Cable () () ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /——-\/ ( A A ) / | || /——-\/ * ||—-|| / | || | \ | \ * ||—-|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||—||+ () | 1 2 3 | () (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /——-\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /——-\/ / | |/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||—-| +——-+ * ||—-| \_/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch () / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\/_| (_) |_| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_\ / /——-\ / \ _ / / |-,—||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,—|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull _ _ \ \ \ \ (_) _\\\\ (o o) | O O O O O O| –\ /—-+————-+——-/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage _ _ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|_|_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (_) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (_) _ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /——-\ / —</ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,—|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _ = | = / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ () = |## () m m = () || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||() \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ () ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \– = || = | ## | = || = | ## –* = || = |##_ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. () (–) /——-\/ O——–O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w—|| * O——–O ~~ ~~ * () * * (oo) ====| * * /——-\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||—-|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_ ` ` /\/\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | () /(`')\ ` |() ` *—|(^^) /——-\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||—-|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (_) . (o o) / \ ) / \ / –| UGGGGH! | / || O \/ / / || / / || /_/, || *——'———' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _ (_) / …The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /——-\ / —-| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for…/ * ||,—|| \_/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ||||_"_|_|_/_\|||| The Roman Cowliseum…where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts… _ | \ (_) | \ () () (~ ) *—-|—————(oo) (oo) (o o) | |\/ /——-$/ /——-$/ |_/ /_| / | ^^ || / | || / / \/ / / * ||—–| * ||——| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||M||/ || || () /\||_|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (–) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow () (oo) \/ /\ /—\
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/——-\/ /–\/ o/||o\\o / | || / – || * ||—-|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) ( () () | | () (oo) (–) (–) | | (–) /——-\/ /——-\/ /o /——-\/ | I \/——-\ / | || / | L |—-< o / | D |—-<T I>—-| M | \ * ||—-|| * ||—-| / o * ||—-| I I |—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
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|_| |_| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _ <_> ( ) (= | (oo) /——\/- * /—*-.—\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /——-\/ * | | * ||——|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::—-:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ () / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _ _ _ \||/ #======⇒ | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)——/—\ / \ \xx/| II | || /ww\ ,—( _ ) . ||—-|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * () \ (oo) ()_ \—————\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_–_) | 0.0 | | _\/ | /**\ |—————| | |_| | * |(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/–( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||———–|| |_| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\——-\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||—-||* ||—-||* ||—-||* ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant () () () () ($$) (&&) (YY) () /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) _- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__<i __ | | * ||----| * \| _| ^^ ^ / | / | New Kow on the Block ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof) CUD missile launcher ((----)) ((oooo)) ///-----\\\/// ///||| ||| *** ||||||---||| ^^^^^^ ^^^ where milkshakes come from ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ___________ | | | | (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ | | (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )| | /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )| | / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )| | * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ | | ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| | | | | ^^ ^^ | ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.-- Cowmic Strip | \___________________________ | ___________________________ | / / | | / | | / | | (__) / | | (oo) / | | _\/_ / | | / ==% | | / ==% | | *---<_ / / | | / / | | / / | | ~ ~ | | | | Moowgli | | / \ (__) . . . . (---) \oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) * /;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/ \__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/ |%%| ——-\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \ ~ ~ | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . . ~ ~ ||—-|| grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier ( (o ======] ——- ) | || 0 \\\||||/ | || () _ = 00000000 = ←—- radioactive waste Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major is finished with it is finished with it | | | | ()| | () () (@@)| | (oo) (oo) |\/-===< | /——-\/ *——-\/ | | | / | || | | | * ||—-|| >='/—– /\|_===< | ^^^^/ _^_^^/ oo*o. | | oo oo oo oo `\\
Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!) /\ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @_@@@@@@@@@@@@ /\_ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ _ || || / | ~~ ~~ / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@# @@@@@@@@@@_# /\_ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ really,didn't I? @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ / / || || || ~~~ ~~ ~~ || || |
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- -=⇒> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS «==–
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-| ||,—||
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Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc
(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
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ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her
(__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V
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Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
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Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow
(__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with cow had four legs or e
O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
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(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
- () \ (DD) \ /——-\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ () * ||—-|
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\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+
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Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
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bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow
x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
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Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard
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\ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
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Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
- * * * * * * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / () * / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (_) (o o) /——\ / () () / O (oo) (oo) | / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^—–|| * OO—-OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow () \\ () (oo) o (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/ / | || / | || |||| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow () () \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow () .xxxx. () '(oo)` (oo) /—–'-\/ ` /——-\/ / | |===========⇒ / | || * ||—-| (~) * ||—-|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (_) (_) (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,—|| * ||,—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (—) ( ) /—–\ (_) | | (o o) | | | (—–) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ —– Coward Phone Bull || ^^ || . : \ (oo) . (||) . . : \——-\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||—-|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow …—… ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /() \|/ (oo) /—++–\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..—.. () / \ (oo) | RIP | /——-\/ | | / | || | | * ||—-|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Elvis's Cow…..Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? () (oo) /—+ +–\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||—- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows () _——–_ (oo) || BIG /——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || * ||—-|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ ——– Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow () (oo) /'^^^-m () /
` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_| _|/ |/\ (_(_) || || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula _()_ \ ———————————- o ( oo /_| (oo) \ | | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\ —— )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | / | W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ / / /\ \ \_/ \_/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…? () () () (———-) (00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-) /| || /| || /| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter * () () () () \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ ||—-||
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^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking () (oo) () o * () \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/ —/ – / | / | | */ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-|| ——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | | | |(push) | () |=====| (= \ /-\/-\ \ /| |\ \ ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \ | | \ /—-\ \ / \ \ O O O O ^ * ^ === / / \ \ () / Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/ \ +——–+\ \| | / +——–+ Cow-a-bungee | D.A.B.'S | () () () () | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ||_ | EASY CREDIT | () () () () |_| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||W—|| * ||w—|| * ||V—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (_) (_) * (_) (_) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,—|| * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /——-\/-* /——-\/ /——-\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow () () * () * () (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /——–\/ /-oooooo-\/ \——-\/ \——-\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||—-|| ooooooooooooo ||—-||>==/—–|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her () (oo) U /——-\/ /—V / | || * |–| . * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. () )( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||—-|| * /——-\/ *——-\/ || | / / | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow () () () (oo) (oo) _—_(oo) /——-\/ /- –\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" () () () (OO) (@@) (xx) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ / \ || () () \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /——S\/S /——-\/ /S /——-\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-||_/ S * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow () * () (oo) \ (oo) /——\/ \——-\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (_) () () ( O ) (oo) (oo) /——-\ / \/——–\/ / | ||V | | * ||—-|| ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle () () [##] (@o) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——- () / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|—\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman () () () (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /———–\ / /—–\ /—- /———–\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||—–|||| *| | |—–| | | * ||||—–|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight () () (oo) () (oo) /\/ (oo) /——-\/ /–/– \/—– / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . () *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ () \ /\/ \ () \.—-( oo \.-/—-._ \.( oo_\ ||\/ \ || \ |_\/ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (_) * (_) () \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\/ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _ ||,—|| ||,—|| * ||—-| – ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher () () [@@] ? () ? () (oo) ⇐|^^|⇒ ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /——-VV /——— \/ /——-\/ /–| \–\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ * ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) () (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /——-==— /——\–/ /——|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||—-|| * ||—-|\O—< HONK! * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) OO \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty () () ^^ (oo) (–) ^^^^ /——-\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ () / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * () \ (DD) \ /——-\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ () * ||—-| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
|| \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / ()| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /——-\/ | ( @@ ) (————) / | ||^_| @@ () ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||—-| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /–UU–\/ () / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||—|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ () / () \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +——–+\ /——-\/ \| | / / | || +——–+ * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+– | |\ \ | | \ \ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +————+ | | \ \ \ | | () | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /—\ \ | +————+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \—/ | | | | ————————– ( ) ————————– Cow-struction worker. | /—\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :—\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o || () () (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /——-\/ /——-vv /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | () () () (oo) (oo)===(oo) /——-\ /——-\/ \/——-\ / | | / | || || | \ * ||—-| * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o () ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _\/_/ () \/ / /\ / / (oo) _(oo) ^ / * / /———\/ /| _ \/ / _/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *—-/\ * ||——|| * ||{_}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||—–|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [—] | | | | |——========| /—-|—|\ | |=======| /_/_\_\ o | |=======| | | _| |==============| | | _ {()} |==============| \———–/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /—===–{ \/ } | —————– / | NASA |==== | | | * ||——||—–^ —————– || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / —- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon () ([][]) "I have this recurring dream \/_–U about golden arches.".. () /\ \ ^ :..("") /\
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Psycowlogist and patient (_) \^^^^^^^^\ () (o o) \^^^^^^^^
(oo) \ / *—–\_\/\/ \–O–/ ^_/ — \^ —–\ ^——–\ \S/ /\_^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \/ \_\\ \/ It's a bird…
The Boss It's a plane…
(Bruce Holstien) ^^ ^^ ================== _ H H | |————-| H () H | | | H (oo) H | COWNTY | | (||) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | ||\/|| | H D===b=—– H \ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_|_| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( (
) ( | ) | | () | | (oo) () | | —-\/ (oo)_ | | || ( _)_() ) | | —|| \ / ``'———^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / _ \ \_# / | _ | _ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# | — _ | | | || | | | | | | | #_ | | | | | | | |
#_/_ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_/ \ | — | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /_ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. () () ( ) (oo) (oo) /—V /——-\/ \/ ——–\ * | | / | || ||_| \ * ||W—|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ () () \\(oo) (\/) /—–\\\/ /——-\/ / | (##) / | || * ||—-||" * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing () () () (\/) ($$) () /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love () () (oo) (oo) /-'-\/ /——————-\/ / |
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|| * ||—————-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * * * * * * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / () * / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (_) (o o) /——\ / () () / O (oo) (oo) | / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^—–|| * OO—-OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow () \\ () (oo) o (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/ / | || / | || |||| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow () () \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow () .xxxx. () '(oo)` (oo) /—–'-\/ ` /——-\/ / | |===========⇒ / | || * ||—-| (~) * ||—-|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (_) (_) (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,—|| * ||,—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (—) ( ) /—–\ (_) | | (o o) | | | (—–) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ —– Coward Phone Bull | | | | * | | () | | \ () | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /——-\/ | | ———–\/– | | / | || | | —-| |— | | * ||—-|| | | ——– | \^^^^_ | \_ | _ | _ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_ | _ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | () | | *———(..) / \ ^^—-^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : () . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : ——\/ / \ * : * |||| | () | . . : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * () || ^^ || . : \ (oo) . (||) . . : \——-\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||—-|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow …—… ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /() \|/ (oo) /—++–\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..—.. () / \ (oo) | RIP | /——-\/ | | / | || | | * ||—-|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Elvis's Cow… …Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? () (oo) /—+ +–\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||—- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows () _——–_ (oo) || BIG /——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || * ||—-|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ ——– Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ———————— ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /_\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad… | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY
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() (oo) /'^^^-m () /` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_| _|/ |/\ (_(_) || || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula |+++++| |++++| _ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| | | |+| |-oo- | \ |++++| |+++++| |++| —–()–| \\/ _()_ \ ———————————- o ( oo /_| (oo) \ | | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\ —— )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | / | W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ / / /\ \ \_/ \_/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…? () () () (———-) (00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-) /| || /| || /| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * () () () () \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ ||—-||
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^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking () (oo) () o * () \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/ —/ – / | / | | */ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-|| ——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (_) Where's all the bulls! () () () () (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \ () | | () (oo) | | ($$) —-\/ /—–^^^^^^ /——-\/ || / | || / | IRS || —|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (_) (_) (_) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / [_V_] [_V_] [_V_] /_\===: /_\===: /_\===: \OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | () () / | | (oo)\ (oo) /| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_|| (_ ||| \ * || || || ||| \—* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ () / \ () ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O–O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /——-\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /——- ( ) / | ||o=< \ |||| I /——- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||—-| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||—-|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo _ | | | | | () | | () | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /——-\/ | |—\/ /—-| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||—-|| | |–|| * ||–| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |——————–| |———————| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 () () (oo) (oo) \/ /——-\/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/| /_/| / | || _/_/| |_|_|_|_|_|_|| |||/|* —–|||_|_|| |_|_|_|_|_|_|| |_||/|^^ ^/|_|| |_|_|_|_|_|_|/ |_|_|/ |_|_|/ Cow in the GDR before… …and after 9-Nov-1989 ()_ () /_(oo)_ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || //_//| || ( ) ( )| || | || | | || \_/] /——- / [] [] [] / | || * ||—-|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / () \ +———-+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/.
\_* |^^^| | | | |—–``====='\\—–| | | | | |—–———||—-| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +———-+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +————+ + | B A T E S | () o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | () /| ———- | \/ ( ) +————+ \==/ / | |\ \ W—— | | ( ) v | ———- *—- ====; ( ) | | () | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ———- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) () (oo) ————————- _ /——-\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ————————- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||—-|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |() \ / ()| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \ /\_/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_/\ \ \ ()\ / () / trouble / / /\_/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / () /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :()\ _/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\_ \ ():(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_\/ / / / \\/() / \ \ \/_\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_\/ / \ \ \/_\/ \:/ / \ / \ () () () () (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /——–\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /—–\ / /——-\/ / | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |–W—–| ||`` || * ||—-|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (_) ( OO _\_ | () | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | || || | | |\/_| | | | | | | | () | | | | (oo) | | | | | | \/——-\ | | | | | | | | _ | _ |_\_ | | | | | | () | |_| |_|_| ||| || | () | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \_\/_/ \_\/_/ | | | | | ( ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_||| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ () \ \ (oo) / /—\—-\/ / / | \ || * () / * ||—\-
\ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \—\_/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_ | // / || | _\\_\\_/ /\——\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (–) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking | |\ | () | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | / \_ \_/ | | | / | | () | /++++++< | | _(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _O)—–^—————\O)_*||—-||_ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w ()
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(oo) (O O) /——-\/ /| /-^^—\/ /——–\ / / | || / | /| || / | ||O * ||—-|| * || ||—-|| * ||@\—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /———–\/ /———\/ /——-\/ /—–\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || U * ||——–|| * ||——|| * ||—-|| * ||–|| /—V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo These are some of the various models offered: () () () () / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) / —\/ * –\/ /| |—\/ @ —\/ * | || | || * || || /| || U ||—-|| ||——–|| ||——–|| * ||——|| /—V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate Although some people like to customize their cows: () \ (oo) \ /——-\/ () \) / | || /—_ () (oo) (oo) * ||—-|| / | -_(oo) /———–\[] /——–\/ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U O O O O || -_|| * ||——–|| * ||——||( \—V OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O–O Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear cb radio, and spoiler custom pin-striping Then there are the luxury cows: () (oo) /———————————————\/ / | || U * ||——————————————|| /—–V OO OO * O—-O Stretch Limo Yugo Limo And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: /—————————————— / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * ||_\ / OO OO OO OO O . ..,, The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes. \ / \ / \/ (_) \/ (oo) (o o) (oo) /——-\/ /—+—-\ / \/——-\ / | || / | | ||O || | \ * ||—-|| * ||-+—|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. () O (o[o]| * () /——-\/ v / (oo)v / | ||_/ \——-\/ \ * ||—-| v/ / \/ ^^ ^ v_\v/_/ Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what? (_ _) () (o o) (oo) \ /——-\ /——-\/ || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split () () * (oo) (oo) / /——-\/ \/——-/ / | || || | o * ||—-|| ||—-|| ooo :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo Your team skates Like a pile of . . . () () (oo) (oo) \/——-\ /——-\/
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* * —- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Shift to the left Shift to the right () (oo) /–\/–\ () / | | \ (oo) ^ | | ^ —\/—-< /—-\ | \-+-< / \ \ | | ^ * ^ *|-+-←< Stand up Sit down () * ()(__) (xx) \ (@@)(oo) /——-\/ >—\——\/ \/——-\ / | || | ||>—| || \ * ||—-|| |—–|| |—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight!