\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence
_______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ———————— ————————- ————————- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) (o o () o o () o () o o ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\// | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| o * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- ||Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow – –
| |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols
O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |* ||—-|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$————————————————
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________———————————————— | () | () | () | () | () | () | () | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /——-\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ———————————————— | * ||—-|| | () | () | () | () | () | () | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ———————————————— ——————– Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo – \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ \ / II + () ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \|\ \II\ \/——-\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ () ..oo ( How can he ) |\|\_O_/_| + II ||—-|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/——–\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_[PHIL]_) + II–+–+–+-II-+–+–+–II+–+–+–+II–+–+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\ / \ __ ________ ------DOCTOR _/\_ || | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__) (oo) /-------\/ # #/ | ||
^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| | \——-\/ | | | || | _ _ | ||—-|| |_| || || (oo) (oo)
|___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___// | #-# # #/-#–#–#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
\ | – |
Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
_ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s/\(* \ |
(__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
\ | – |
Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
_ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s/\(* \ |
(__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------* \( )/ * || ||
\_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a() () () () lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (, (+o) () ()() () () () /—–#—–\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}——–}} \ o == == – Cownting… This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . () MOO! ` / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.——-^^—-^^—– …/ ../ ../ \
\ / / / Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____/ | || *–/|_/—–/ OO COW * ||W—|| | II JOYRIDES
^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \Mr Spock's cow \/ \/
. * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * .
The Milky Way
\ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\|\[=======)\ Cocown (\==/) \|_| \<>/
||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =sO | *
| O \ \ - | | \ | - - |)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) ---_() _* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /——-\/ / |\ \_ () \/ /-\_\–\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
(__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ // / /
/ \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \/ ||| \/^ / \ * ||,—|| * ||—–|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | || |——-|| | | (| | -.|| |_ | | \ ||_|| | | /| / \ ||| / \ / \ | | / \ / \ |\ \|| / \ |_| / \ |_| / \ || |_| / \ || / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
''| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
(with due accowlades
to Gary Larson
-\ /- (The Far Side))
'\/'
(oo) _
/——- \/ | \ /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|——| |/\_|
–|——|———|——-
/—————————\
/ as you've NEVER seen them before! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||W—|| * ||w—|| * ||V—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-| ||,—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc
(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her
(__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |–| . * ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| || * ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow
(__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with cow had four legs or e
O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\
* |
---|
)\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow
x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
| | | H H || |_|_| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard
( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / )
( (
)
( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'|| / | ||
* ||
|| * ||—————-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_|
_|/ |/\ (_(_) || ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
_()_ \ ———————————-
o ( oo /_| (oo) \ |
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\ —— )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | /
| W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \_/ \_/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…?
() () () (———-)
(00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter
* () () () ()
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
||—-||
* ——
* \\– * \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
()
(oo) () o * ()
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
| \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/
—/ – / | / | |
*/ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-||
——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
|
|
|
|(push)
|
() |=====|
(= \
/-\/-\ \
/| |\ \
^ | | ^====~~~~==== \
| | \
/—-\ \
/ \ \ O O O O
^ * ^ === / /
\ \ () /
Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/
\ +——–+\
\| | /
+——–+
Cow-a-bungee
| D.A.B.'S | () () () ()
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
||_
| EASY CREDIT | () () () ()
|_| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||W—|| * ||w—|| * ||V—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(_) (_) * (_) (_)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/——-\ / /——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,—|| * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/-* /——-\/ /——-\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
() () * () * ()
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/——–\/ /-oooooo-\/ \——-\/ \——-\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||—-|| ooooooooooooo ||—-||>==/—–||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
()
(oo) U
/——-\/ /—V
/ | || * |–| .
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
() )( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||—-|| *
/——-\/ *——-\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/
* ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
() () ()
(oo) (oo) _—_(oo)
/——-\/ /- –\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
() () ()
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\
/ \ ||
() () \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/——S\/S /——-\/ /S /——-\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-||_/ S * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
()
* () (oo)
\ (oo) /——\/
\——-\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
(_) () ()
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/——-\ / \/——–\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||—-|| ||——||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
() ()
[##] (@o)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——- ()
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|—\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
() () ()
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/———–\ / /—–\ /—- /———–\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||—–|||| *| | |—–| | | * ||||—–||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
()
() (oo) ()
(oo) /\/ (oo)
/——-\/ /–/– \/—–
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .
()
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ () \ /\/ \ ()
\.—-( oo \.-/—-._ \.( oo_\
||\/ \ || \ |_\/ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (_) * (_) ()
\ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
\——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\/
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _
||,—|| ||,—|| * ||—-| –
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
()
() [@@] ? () ? ()
(oo) ⇐|^^|⇒ ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
/——-VV /——— \/ /——-\/ /–| \–\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ * ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
Cow Cow
(^^) ( (oo) ()
(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/——-==— /——\–/ /——||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \||/
* ||—-|| * ||—-|\O—< HONK! * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)
OO \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
() ()
^^ (oo) (–)
^^^^ /——-\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ ()
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* ()
\ (DD)
\ /——-\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ () * ||—-|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / ()| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /——-\/ |
( @@ ) (————) / | ||^_|
@@ () ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||—-|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/–UU–\/ ()
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||—||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ () /
() \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +——–+\
/——-\/ \| | /
/ | || +——–+
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+–
| |\ \
| | \ \
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +————+ |
| \ \ \ | | () | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/—\ \ | +————+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\—/ | |
| |
————————–
( )
————————–
Cow-struction worker.
|
/—\
: = :
: :
:,','. '. : :—\
..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
o o
|| () ()
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/——-\/ /——-vv /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
() () ()
(oo) (oo)===(oo)
/——-\ /——-\/ \/——-\
/ | | / | || || | \
* ||—-| * ||—-|| ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o () ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _\/_/
() \/ / /\ / /
(oo) _(oo) ^ / * /
/———\/ /| _ \/ / _/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *—-/\
* ||——|| * ||{_}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||—–|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [—]
| |
| | |——========|
/—-|—|\ | |=======|
/_/_\_\ o | |=======|
| | _| |==============|
| | _ {()} |==============|
\———–/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /—===–{ \/ } |
—————– / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||——||—–^
—————– || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ —- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
()
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
\/_–U about golden arches.".. ()
/\ \ ^ :..("")
/\
/ / \ \_\/
/—-^//\ /\ \\/ \_ /
\\\/–\– /-//
/====== \/ =======/==============
*_/ / \ /^ /
/ \ ^
Psycowlogist and patient
(_)
\^^^^^^^^\ () (o o)
\^^^^^^^^
(oo) \ /
*—–\_\/\/ \–O–/
^_/ — \^ —–\
^——–\ \S/ /\_^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\/ \_\\
\/
It's a bird…
The Boss
It's a plane…
(Bruce Holstien)
^^ ^^
==================
_ H H
| |————-| H () H
| | | H (oo) H
| COWNTY | | (||) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | ||\/|| | H D===b=—– H \ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_|_| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( (
)
( | )
| | ()
| | (oo) ()
| | —-\/ (oo)_
| | || ( _)_() )
| | —|| \ /
``'———^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / _
\ \_# / | _ | _
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# | — _ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_ | | | | | |
| |
#_/_ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_/ \ | — | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /_ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. () () ( )
(oo) (oo) /—V
/——-\/ \/ ——–\ * | |
/ | || ||_| \
* ||W—|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ () ()
\\(oo) (\/)
/—–\\\/ /——-\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||—-||" * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
() () ()
(\/) ($$) ()
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/-
'-\/ /——————-\/
/ |
'|| / | ||
* ||
|| * ||—————-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
* * * *
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / ()
* / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(_)
(o o)
/——\ / () ()
/ O (oo) (oo)
| / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^—–|| * OO—-OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
() \\ ()
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/
/ | || / | || ||||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
() () \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
()
.xxxx.
() '(oo)`
(oo) /—–'-\/ `
/——-\/ / | |===========⇒
/ | || * ||—-| (~)
* ||—-|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(_) (_)
(o o) (o o)
/——-\ / /——-\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,—|| * ||,—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(—)
( )
/—–\ (_)
| | (o o)
| | | (—–) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ —–
Coward Phone Bull
| | | | *
| | () | | \ ()
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /——-\/ | | ———–\/–
| | / | || | | —-| |—
| | * ||—-|| | | ——–
| \^^^^_ | \_
| _ | _
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_
| _
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | ()
| | *———(..)
/ \ ^^—-^^\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.
. /\ . . : ()
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : ——\/
/ \ * : * ||||
| () | . . : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * ()
|| ^^ || . : \ (oo)
. (||) . . : \——-\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||—-||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
…—…
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /()
\|/ (oo)
/—++–\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..—.. ()
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /——-\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||—-||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/
Elvis's Cow… …Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
()
(oo)
/—+ +–\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
()
(oo)
/——-\/
/ | ||
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \/——-\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||—- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \/——-\
/ | || || | \
* ||—-|| ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
() _——–_
(oo) || BIG
/——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 ||
* ||—-|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ ——–
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
The cow that didn't jump
over the moon.
———————— !
!
^
/ \ Hey diddle diddle
/_\ The cat and the fiddle
|= =| The cow blew up on the
| | launch pad…
| |
ROCKET, | |
TAKING OFF | |
TOTALLY
| |
OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | |
THE FACT THAT | |
THERE IS A | |
COW ON THE | |
LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\
/ |##!##| \
/ |##!##| \
| / ^ | ^ \ |
| / ( | ) \ |
|/ ( | ) \|
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
( )
. *
.
_ _ *
*
*=
COW BLOWING
=*
UP,ON THE ||||||» * * ( )
LAUNCH PAD * * * . _ (oo) *
*= *= * BOOM * ()
*= * * * ==*
= *
==============================================
!!
||
()
(oo)
/'^^^-m
() / ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_|
_|/ |/\ (_(_) || ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
|+++++|
|++++| _ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++|
| | |+| |-oo- | \ |++++| |+++++| |++|
—–()–| \\/ _()_ \ ———————————-
o ( oo /_| (oo) \ |
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\ —— )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | /
| W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \_/ \_/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…?
() () () (———-)
(00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* () () () ()
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
||—-||
* ——
* \\– * \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
()
(oo) () o * ()
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
| \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/
—/ – / | / | |
*/ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-||
——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (_) Where's all the bulls!
() () () () (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \
() | | ()
(oo) | | ($$)
—-\/ /—–^^^^^^ /——-\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
—|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
(_) (_) (_)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\ / \ / \ /
[_V_] [_V_] [_V_]
/_\===: /_\===: /_\===:
\OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/
Cowed Forces
\ _ /
- ( ) - /\
/ " \ /| | ()
() / | | (oo)\
(oo) /| | \/| \
/| \/ / \/ | \
/ |_|| (_ ||| \
* || || || ||| \—*
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
) ( _
() / \ () ==========I
/ = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
(-O–O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /——-\/ \ ||||| I
( ) ~ /——- ( ) / | ||o=< \ |||| I
/——- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||—-| \ ||| I
/ | || \/ * ||—-|| ~~ ~ \ || I
* ||—-|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
_
| | | |
| () | | () |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /——-\/ | |—\/ /—-|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||—-|| | |–|| * ||–|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|——————–| |———————|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
() ()
(oo) (oo)
\/ /——-\/
/_/_/_/_/_/_/| /_/| / | || _/_/|
|_|_|_|_|_|_|| |||/|* —–|||_|_||
|_|_|_|_|_|_|| |_||/|^^ ^/|_||
|_|_|_|_|_|_|/ |_|_|/ |_|_|/
Cow in the GDR before… …and after 9-Nov-1989
()_ ()
/_(oo)_ / (oo)
| \/ || \/
_|_ _|| ||
//_//| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| || | | ||
\_/] /——- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||—-||
COW-CH ^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\ /
\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
/ () \ +———-+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
|^^^| \/.
\_* |^^^| | |
| |—–``====='\\—–| | | |
| |—–———||—-| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +———-+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+————+ +
| B A T E S | () o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | () /|
———- | \/ ( ) +————+ \==/ / |
|\ \ W—— | | ( ) v
| ———- *—- ====; ( )
| | () | \ / ( )
\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
\ | \/ | \+ | ( )
———- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
()
(oo) ————————- _
/——-\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /|
/ | || ————————- | \ ^ ^ ^ / |
* ||—-|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
|() \ / ()|
\ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\_/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \
/\_/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
Cow in / /\_/\ \ \ ()\ / () /
trouble / / /\_/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
/ / / / () /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :()\
_/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\_ \ ():(oo) /
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
\ \ \ \/_\/ / / / \\/() /
\ \ \/_\/ / / \ (oo)/
\ \/_\/ / \ \
\/_\/ \:/
/ \
/ \
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/——–\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /—–\ / /——-\/
/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
|–W—–| ||`` || * ||—-|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow
(_)
( OO
_\_ | ()
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| || || | | |\/_| |
| | | |
| | () | |
| | (oo) | |
| | | | \/——-\ | | | |
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| | () | |_| |_|_| ||| || | () | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \_\/_/ \_\/_/ |
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( / \ )
( / \ )
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/—\—-\/ /
/ | \ || * () /
* ||—\-
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~~ ~~ \—\_/\_|\=/>
^^ ^^ | \===/>
\\_ | // /
|| | _\\_\\_/
/\——\ ^ ^ /
(oo) \ /
(–) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
| |\
| () | |
| (oo) | |
| \/ | |
| / \ \ | |
/ \_ \_/ |
| | / | | ()
| /++++++< | | _(oo)
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
_O)—–^—————\O)_*||—-||_
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\
w \ w ()
/\ (oo)
\\/ \ \/
| | () >–( )–<
|()| (oo) / \
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >— {} —<
\/
<| |> v /\ v
|| || \ \/ / | (oo) |
|||| |\/\/| \(^^)/
/^^ ^^\ /—-\ | |
/ ======== \ / \ | |
/ \ /* * * \ / \/ \
|==============| /*_*_*_\ | \ |
\ / || || ^ / ^
\ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
\ _ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
() -'`- "Here's
(oo) ( oo ^ mooing
/——-\/ | | /\_|– at you,
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \ _ kid!"
* ||—-| / ====================== | \_['
^^ ^ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch ||-
| |
~ ~
() () () () humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \/ \/ \/——-\
/ | || =================== || | \
* ||—-|| || |–| |–| || ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ – ^ ^ ^ ^ – ^^ ^^ ()
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \/
/ \===^| |
———————- _|_ /\ ||
() | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ || | *I I| | | |
/——-\/ ———————- I I^ ^ | |
/ | || | \-/ | | | |
* ||—-|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
^^ ^^ ———————-
Just a humble cownoisseur
() () () ()() () ()()() ()
(oo()oo) ()o) (oo)6)))
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_ v v v _ _
<*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^=
-"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " "
owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl
_ _ _ _ _
<+,+> <@,@> <*,*> ←,→ <$,$>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
-"-"- -"-"- -"— -"-"- -"-"-
drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl
_
_ _ _|||_ /_\
<#,#> <o-o> <*,*> <*,*>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
-"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"-
T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez
_ _ _ _
<*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * *
[`- [`o'] [ _ | "owl"
-"-"- -"-"- `—–' `-'
owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl
_ _
<*,→ <*,*>
[`-'] [`S']
-"-"- -"-"-
confidential owl super owl
()
(oo) U
/——-\/ /—V
/ | || * |–| .
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
() )( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||—-|| *
/——-\/ *——-\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/
* ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
() () ()
(oo) (oo) _—_(oo)
/——-\/ /- –\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
() () ()
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
[5m() [7m() [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m/——-\/ [7m/——-\/ [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m* ||—-|| [7m* ||—-|| [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m
[0m
Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile
of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull
() () ()
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/———–\ / /—–\ /—- /———–\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||—–|||| *| | |—–| | | * ||||—–||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
. . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!
()
(oo) (_)
/——-\/ V
/ | || /G\
* ||—-|| _[B]_
^^ ^^ | |
\
() (_)
(oo) (_) (O O)
/——-\/ V \ /———\
/ | || /G\ O || | \
* ||—-|| _[B]_ ||—–|| *
^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^
..and with its onboard floating point
and dual I and D cache buffers, the
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
\ \
\ \
() () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/—-\ /—-\ /—-\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| | |
/—-\ /—-\ +-+ /—-\
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
MOO Oh, how boring it must
/ be to be a cow.
() () \ ()
(oo) (oo) _ (oo)
/——-\/ \/——-\ ||\ \ \/——-\
/ | || || | \ __||_\ \_ || | \
* ||—-|| ||—-|| * ) _ _ \ ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \/ \_| ^^ ^^
\_/\_/
..So explain to me again how
they were able to acheive
zero wait states…
\ It's party time!
\ \
() () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/—-\ /—-\ /—-\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD]
/—-\ /—-\ +-+ [SIX]/—-\[SIX]
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
() () )
(oo) (oo) o)
/——-\/ /——-\/
/ | O || * ||—-||
* ||—-|| || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.
()
(dd) .
/——-\/
/ | || U .
* ||—-|| /—V .
^^ ^^ * |–| .
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.
Warning: Two of the last three are crude.
()
(oo)
() / \/ () (_)
milk /
(oo) (O O)
/——-\/ /| /-^^—\/ /——–\ /
/ | || / | /| || / | ||O
* ||—-|| * || ||—-|| * ||@\—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/———–\/ /———\/ /——-\/ /—–\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | || U
* ||——–|| * ||——|| * ||—-|| * ||–|| /—V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O
Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo
These are some of the various models offered:
() () () ()
/ \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo)
/ —\/ * –\/ /| |—\/ @ —\/
* | || | || * || || /| || U
||—-|| ||——–|| ||——–|| * ||——|| /—V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O
Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate
Although some people like to customize their cows:
() \
(oo) \
/——-\/ () \)
/ | || /—_ () (oo) (oo)
* ||—-|| / | -_(oo) /———–\[] /——–\/
OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U
O O O O || -_|| * ||——–|| * ||——||( \—V
OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O–O
Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with
Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear
cb radio, and spoiler
custom pin-striping
Then there are the luxury cows:
()
(oo)
/———————————————\/
/ | || U
* ||——————————————|| /—–V
OO OO * O—-O
Stretch Limo Yugo Limo
And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:
/——————————————
/ | |
/ | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_)
/ | | ( O O )
/ | | \ /
* ||_\ /
OO OO OO OO O . ..,,
The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being
run over by the 18 hoofer
Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
comfortable silk bathrobes.
\ / \ /
\/ (_) \/
(oo) (o o) (oo)
/——-\/ /—+—-\ / \/——-\
/ | || / | | ||O || | \
* ||—-|| * ||-+—|| ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
() O
(o[o]| * ()
/——-\/ v / (oo)v
/ | ||_/ \——-\/ \
* ||—-| v/ / \/
^^ ^ v_\v/_/
Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful
photo graduate bovine, or what?
(_ _)
() (o o)
(oo) \ /——-\
/——-\/ || | \
* ||—-|| ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split
() () *
(oo) (oo) /
/——-\/ \/——-/
/ | || || | o
* ||—-|| ||—-|| ooo
:: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo
Your team skates Like a pile of . . .
() ()
(oo) (oo)
\/——-\ /——-\/
\ \ / /
\\—-
* * —-
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Shift to the left Shift to the right
()
(oo)
/–\/–\ ()
/ | | \ (oo)
^ | | ^ —\/—-<
/—-\ | \-+-<
/ \ \ | |
^ * ^ *|-+-←<
Stand up Sit down
() * ()(__)
(xx) \ (@@)(oo)
/——-\/ >—\——\/ \/——-\
/ | || | ||>—| || \
* ||—-|| |—–|| |—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
Fight, fight, fight!