Cows, Cows, and more Cows
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
() () * () * ()
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----|| ==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
() (oo) U /——-\/ /—V / | || * |–| . * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. () )( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||—-|| * /——-\/ *——-\/ || | / / | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow () () ()
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
() () () (OO) (@@) (xx) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
To George Washington this cow cow
() * () (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(_) () () ( O ) (oo) (oo) /——-\ / \/——–\/ / | ||V | | * ||—-|| ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle () () [##] (@o) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——- ()
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash GOrdon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
() () ()
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
OO \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty () () ^^ (oo) (–) ^^^^ /——-\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ ()
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
- () \ (DD) \ /——-\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ () * ||—-|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
Male relative cow cow cow cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
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//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
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/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o () ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _\/_/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
() ([][]) "I have this recurring dream \/_–U about golden arches.".. () /\ \ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(_) \^^^^^^^^\ () (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
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_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
``'---------^^
cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / _ \ \_# / | _ | _
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
() () ()
(\/) ($$) ()
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/-'-\/ /——————-\/
/ |'|| / | ||
* |||| * ||—————-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
* * * *
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / ()
* / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
() \\ ()
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/
/ | || / | || ||||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
() () \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
()
.xxxx.
() '(oo)`
(oo) /—–'-\/ `
/——-\/ / | |===========⇒
/ | || * ||—-| (~)
* ||—-|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(_) (_)
(o o) (o o)
/——-\ / /——-\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,—|| * ||,—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(—)
( )
/—–\ (_)
| | (o o)
| | | (—–) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ —–
Coward Phone Bull
}{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
(00) ( fazam@skat.usc.edu )
: \/ ==='\_/'
: # ##
####
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| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /——-\/ | | ———–\/–
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Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
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| | *———(..)
/ \ ^^—-^^\/
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. /\ . . : ()
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : ——\/
/ \ * : * ||||
| () | . . : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * ()
|| ^^ || . : \ (oo)
. (||) . . : \——-\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||—-||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
…—…
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /()
\|/ (oo)
/—++–\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..—.. ()
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /——-\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||—-||
| | ^^ ^^
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/
Elvis's Cow… …Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
()
(oo)
/—+ +–\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
()
(oo)
/——-\/
/ | ||
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \/——-\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||—- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
() ()
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ \/——-\
/ | || || | \
* ||—-|| ||—-|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
() _——–_
(oo) || BIG
/——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 ||
* ||—-|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ ——–
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
()
(oo)
/'^^^-m
() / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_|
_|/ |/\ (_(_) || ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
|+++++|
|++++| _ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++|
| | |+| |-oo- | \ |++++| |+++++| |++|
—–()–| \\/ _()_ \ ——————————–
o ( oo /_| (oo) \ |
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\ —— )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | /
| W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \_/ \_/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…?
() () () (———-)
(00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* () () () ()
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
||—-||
* ——
* \\– * \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
()
(oo) () o * ()
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
| \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/
—/ – / | / | |
*/ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-||
——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (_) Where are all the bulls!
() () () () (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \
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