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        Cows, Cows, and more Cows 
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          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow

() () * () * ()

           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----|| ==/-----||
  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
     a shit            shit             kicked out of her

() (oo) U /——-\/ /—V / | || * |–| . * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. () )( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||—-|| * /——-\/ *——-\/ || | / / | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow () () ()

          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow

 start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"

() () () (OO) (@@) (xx) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\

                                         /  \                 ||
              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   To George Washington       this cow                   cow

() * () (oo)

           \       (oo)                     /------\/
            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
             ||----||                    *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

(_) () () ( O ) (oo) (oo) /——-\ / \/——–\/ / | ||V | | * ||—-|| ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle () () [##] (@o) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——- ()

      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
   to Flash GOrdon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman

() () ()

                   (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
        /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
       / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
      /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
     *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
         /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
    This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
    to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                            legs or eight

OO \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /——-\/ /——-\/ / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty () () ^^ (oo) (–) ^^^^ /——-\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ ()

               /  \              (oo)
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow swimming at Amityville
 (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
  • () \ (DD) \ /——-\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ () * ||—-|

\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^

          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
            \\ ||
             \\||
              \||
               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
      /--UU--\/        (____________)
     / |    ||                            Cow sheltering from English Weather
    *  ||---||

(New) Jersey Cow

                        O O                 O O
                         \ \               / /
                          \ \          (__) /
           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
    /-------\/               \|        | /
   / |     ||                 +--------+
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
 Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
             at Gillies in Texas

o o

          |__|               (__)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
   /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/
  / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 Male relative cow   cow              cow            cow

x

                    xxxx|xxxx
                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                        |
                       //
                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows

o o () ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _\/_/

              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^

Mathematical Television This cow does Disco

         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

o

             | [---]
             |   |
             |   |                              |------========|
        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
     -----------------           ||      |      |
       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
      /     ----    \
       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon

() ([][]) "I have this recurring dream \/_–U about golden arches.".. () /\ \ ^ :..("")

              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                  /      \ ^               //                   \\

Psycowlogist and patient

(_) \^^^^^^^^\ () (o o)

            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
                \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                 \__/
    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                 //   //
                                                 ^^    ^^
                                           ==================
  _____________________________            H                H
  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
  |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard

( ( )

    ( (     )   )
    ( (         )
   (           / )
  ( ( \\       )
      ( |  // )
        |   |    (__)
        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     ``'---------^^
         cow Hide                     Cow Pie

\ | / _ \ \_# / | _ | _

    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
 ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
              / |     ||        ||_______| \
             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
                         "Cow Town"
               \ (__)                       (__)
               \\(oo)                       (\/)
          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
         / |    (##)                / |     ||
        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing

() () () (\/) ($$) () /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love () () (oo) (oo) /-'-\/ /——————-\/ / |'|| / | || * |||| * ||—————-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * * * * * * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / () * / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat () \\ () (oo) o (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/ / | || / | || |||| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow () () \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow () .xxxx. () '(oo)` (oo) /—–'-\/ ` /——-\/ / | |===========⇒ / | || * ||—-| (~) * ||—-|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (_) (_) (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,—|| * ||,—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (—) ( ) /—–\ (_) | | (o o) | | | (—–) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ —– Coward Phone Bull }{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( fazam@skat.usc.edu ) : \/ ==='\_/' : # ## #### "" "" | | | | * | | () | | \ () | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /——-\/ | | ———–\/– | | / | || | | —-| |— | | * ||—-|| | | ——– | \^^^^_ | \_ | _ | _ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_ | _ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | () | | *———(..) / \ ^^—-^^\/ Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. . /\ . . : () . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : ——\/ / \ * : * |||| | () | . . : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * () || ^^ || . : \ (oo) . (||) . . : \——-\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||—-|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow …—… ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /() \|/ (oo) /—++–\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..—.. () / \ (oo) | RIP | /——-\/ | | / | || | | * ||—-|| | | ^^ ^^ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Elvis's Cow… …Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? () (oo) /—+ +–\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||—- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows () _——–_ (oo) || BIG /——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || * ||—-|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ ——– Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow () (oo) /'^^^-m () / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_| _|/ |/\ (_(_) || || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula |+++++| |++++| _ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| | | |+| |-oo- | \ |++++| |+++++| |++| —–()–| \\/ _()_ \ ——————————– o ( oo /_| (oo) \ | | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\ —— )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | / | W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ / / /\ \ \_/ \_/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…? () () () (———-) (00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-) /| || /| || /| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * () () () () \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ ||—-||
* ——
* \\–
* \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking () (oo) () o * () \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/ —/ –
/ | / | | *
/ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-|| ——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (_) Where are all the bulls! () () () () (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \ ——————————————————————————-

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